I’m Hazel. I guess I run things around here? I thought I’d tell you a little bit about me.

I’m 30 years old, so *technically* I’m a grown-up…? But to be honest, I firmly believe that the concept of adulthood is a myth. Yes, your body continues to age, but your mind still thinks it’s somewhere between 18-25. You may have moved out of your parents’ house, have your own place, and be able to eat nachos and ice cream at midnight if you want to, but you still secretly have absolutely no idea what you’re doing, and pretty much just wing it and hope for the best. If a child is looking for an adult, you still have to stop yourself from looking over your shoulder to find the *real* adult, because they surely can’t think I’m the adult around here… Oh jeez, I’m the only one around… Erm yes, small human, please hold the line, I definitely feel capable of dealing with this situation…

Okay, I went off on a tangent.

So yeah, I live in Derbyshire with my two cats, Anna and Elsa. I am 100% a crazy cat person and I am that annoying (cat)parent who posts thousands of photos of their (cat)children doing exactly the same thing or sleeping in the exact same position but oh my god it’s just so cute I need to share.

This is getting long, so time for some quickfire fun facts:

  • According to Myers Briggs, I’m an ISFJ
  • I am diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD/EUPD)
  • I have a hard time identifying positive things about myself (see: BPD) but a few things I can identify are that I am kind, creative, empathetic, and curious.

If you have any questions for me, you can send me an email at thepatchworkfox@gmail.com.



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